Chewing and Chomping as loud as you possibly can is now illegal. Chomping is annoying, disgusting and extremely rude. It is an annoyance and a distraction to everyone around you because when you chomp your food people can’t even hear themselves think. By Chewing as loudly as you can you are disturbing the peace for no good reason but to annoy everyone standing within a few feet of you. Chomping on your food is very disgusting because not only do people not want to have to see all the things you have just shoved in your fat mouth they don’t want to have to listen to it to . Because it is such a disgusting thing to watch and hear that also makes it very impolite. Polite people do not go out of their way to make people want to strangle them. Loud chompers are to be put in classes to reduce their chomping noise level and learn to eat in a quiet and polite manner. Those loud chompers who refuse to attend the chomp noise reduction class will be sentenced to be chained to a dungeon wall and not given any food to chop on until they decided to take the class and change their chomping habits. If those chompers who have attended the class refuse to follow by the class rules will no longer be allowed to eat food ever again, they will only be served things they have to drink.
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